Rajnikant makes Newton, Father of Physics commit suicide!

I have seen most of the scenes in movies of Rajnikanth mentioned below...and beleive me not only Newton but anyone who is sane would be driven...to insanity by this guys antics..*chortle*

Recently NEWTON, the father of physics, made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears, taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajnikant!! :D

2) In one of the movies, Rajni is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajni has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into two pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one. *blinks*

3) Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajni has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imagination. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that Indian heroes normally use. Rajni has to kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajni suddenly pulls out two guns from his pocket (probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide!!! :o

To wrap up...I present the famouse Rajni Dance!!!!