Oysters and Cum..

You bet the Jerker's at it again!

Now I dont want to get into the specifics but semen has an oyster-like consistancy and stings when it dribbles off my face and into my eyes..damn right it stings!!!

Err..I hope my dad doesnt peek into this post... (can I have some privacy here please??!! The human race needs privacy!!!) *snarls*

We have certain rights, you know? *blinks* and no, I don't swallow. Well, whatever.. *Rolls eyez*

Kiddin' Around

The latest thingy doing the rounds of the blogosphere...well I thought why not give it a try?
Please humor me and copy/paste and answer the following questions in the comment box. It won't hurt. I promise. and it doesnt bite!(You may even like it, if you are in a good mood...who knows?)

1. Who are you?
2. Have we ever met?
3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
4. Describe me in one word.
5. What reminds you of me?
6. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
7. Ever wanted to tell me something but didn’t?
8. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake?
9. What makes you come back here?

Sometimes I cannot beleive myself! *rolls eyez*