Hitler had three cats...

So once i was waiting for this movie to start at a friends place
and theres a trailer for "Garfield II".
I'm about to have a gag reflex and the girl sitting beside me can't wait to see it.
I turn to my friend and say, "That looks awful."
The girl turns to me: "I guess you aren't a cat person."

I didn't know what to say...
and thought the correct response would be - "Hitler had three cats."
I blurted out just that.
She gave the most disgusted look i ever saw and replied,
that she has three cats and she is not Hitler...
I guess no matter how much she loved cats,
she didn't quite like the comparison with Hitler....


Maybe Hitler being hitler, she imagined him torturing those cuties...
well who knows? maybe Hitler was soft enough to care for cats,
but didn't blink an eye before cold bloodedly murdering millions....
Hitler - a psycho with a soft spot for cats?
who can explain that???

I don't know, i like cats too... but Garfiled is just not my type of cat...
I hate cats who talk except maybe Topcat cos' well,
he is a smart ass who makes me laugh.
Tom is my number one though... he doesn't talk and he rocks!!!

The End...

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank coffees, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End.

Barbie Scoops Poops :@

What. The F**k.
I really don't give the slightest fragment of a microscopic turd of plankton shit about Barbie.

I just saw the commercial for the Barbie doll with the dog and the dog poops.
Little brown things actually come out of its butt and Barbie has to scoop it up.
:@

What goes around, comes out the other end... Or something like that...?

*just getting a jump on Angry Tuesday*

Nasty weekends

Ever had a weekend that was just so nasty that
you couldn't wait to get back to work to relax a bit?
Well, uh, hmof. :S

I just need to put the finishing touches on my Evil Empire
where everyone wears chains...mwuahahahahaaaa....!!!! :P
God! This F**king boredom freaking me out so bad
I keep having flashbacks to wars I haven't even been in... :S

There are times this place helps me hang on to the shreds of my remaining sanity...