Rajnikant makes Newton, Father of Physics commit suicide!

I have seen most of the scenes in movies of Rajnikanth mentioned below...and beleive me not only Newton but anyone who is sane would be driven...to insanity by this guys antics..*chortle*

Recently NEWTON, the father of physics, made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears, taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajnikant!! :D

2) In one of the movies, Rajni is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajni has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into two pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one. *blinks*

3) Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajni has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imagination. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that Indian heroes normally use. Rajni has to kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajni suddenly pulls out two guns from his pocket (probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide!!! :o

To wrap up...I present the famouse Rajni Dance!!!!

Rajnikant Masala

I have watched stars of almost all nationalities act in movies from all over the world...but havent come across a star who have left an impression on me like the rare (and i mean rare in every sense of the word)Indian/ Tamil supernova star Rajje! (Rajnikant!) You just have to see 5 minutes of his acting and it will leave you doubtless! i was left speechless...breathless....and throughout the movie i was gasping, choking, mind boggled with tears of laughter running down ma cheeks in torrents! phew...just wait and watch one of his movies..boy is he a sight!! Go rent one of his blockbusters and you will know what movie style is all about! and what im talking about here!

THE RAJNI "LOOK"

In his first movie "Moondru Mudichu", (dont even try to pronounce that!) Rajnikant first introduced a new way of lighting a cigarette — he’d place it on his left palm and pat, the cigarette would land on his lips, all in the fraction of a second. Apart from this, Rajni engrosses the audience, all courtesy a few other gimmicks that would immediately catch the attention of the audience. Rajnikant’s rapid-fire dialogue delivery, stylish gait and ready laughter soon caught the attention of both hollywood and bollywood!! *blinks*

Rajni uttering the now famous oneliner, “If I say something once, it’s like I’ve said it a hundred times.”

Rajni became a sort of trendsetter who could attract the attention of even those who are otherwise indifferent to the film stars and their antics. As an actor, Rajnikant’s greatest asset, apart from his style is his sense of humour and comic timing. Like Amitabh Bachchan is popular for his drunken soliloquies, Rajnikant is famous for his comic encounters with snakes, repeated umpteen times. *you'll wonder why the fetish with snakes* Such men, indeed, are rare. Rajje ah salute eh! ;)

My Collection Of Love Letters (5)

I am afraid to love, and yet I love you.
My fear is like a wall I walk right through.
The wall is there, and yet it doesn't stop me.
I need it still, and yet I still need you. I know
someday we will be in a field surrounded by the
blessing of the sky. I'll dance with all the freedom
of pure joy, Needing you without a reason why.
But now I'm still afraid that I might lose you,
That you might not accept my desperate need to love you
and be loved. Although we have to be apart, We'll always be
together, Close enough in mind and heart
To manage any weather, any problem.

My love for you is simple, deep, and strong.I must
love in ways that everyone can see or sense or reason
out or hear. Still, I'll tell you of my love in this:
For fear, despite all, you might my love miss. Value me for
what I give you; all the rest hold in your heart.
life does not fulfill our wishes; even lifelong lovers part..
There is no way that I can say I'll love you more and more each day.
The best I'll do Is promise you that ill be by your side
no matter what and will be there for you always till the end...

My Collection Of Love Letters (3)

I must accept but can't what cannot be. I see you
and my heart dissolves in pain. That someone else now shares
your off-hand "we," I cannot lay aside my agony:
Again, again I play the same refrain. And yet I know this
tortured ecstasy Is just my way of holding you again.
And still I cannot bear to set you free, That of our love
some remnant might remain. I must accept but can't
what cannot be. You are not dead, but you are dead to me.
And yet when I hook on to you, You will not let yourself be mine,
Take out your fears and draw a line Between what you and I can do?

I feel as though my heart lay bleeding On a countertop.
The pain is like a flooded screamThat cannot, will not stop.
I cannot live, I cannot breathe; Pain is all I do.
I cannot think how I can be Long living without you.
Oh, God! I want you back so bad That I would gladly die
To hold you in my arms again And not care how or why;
To hold you in my arms again And tell you of my love,
And then go gladly back to dust Should I, your heart not move.

My Collection Of Love Letters (2)

No matter what our troubles, I still love you,
As though a part of me were also you.
Life isn't easy, but I know without you
There will be bitterness in all I do.
I feel the broken heaven in my heart,
The blight that will outlast the years of healing,
The darkness underneath all time and art,
The pain that from within there's no concealing.
We were so much in love when we first met,
A river that would reach, in time, the sea.
We ought not let despair turn to regret,
But be through choice what love chose us to be.
no love can last except it be through will.
Were wastelands in our path, I'd love you still.
All I ever wanted is in you: Love, laughter,
a pillow for my fears. I want to give and to be given to
So I might feel myself flow through the years Alive in you,
the wonder of my tears..

My Collection of Love Letters (1)

My Dear, ----

I love you, but does that mean im left without answers to all my
questions? does that mean i shud be discarded from your life
altogether? is it fair at all? you tell me this pls?
i need answers! have you somehow stopped loving me?
atleast tell me that you love me so that it makes me happy to
know that you still do even if u arnt here for me..
i made a promise to you and you to me that we will
stick together no matter what...what happened?? i miss you alot..
god knows how much! pls dont do this to me..

You used to make me swear never to leave you; Now you're gone
and will not tell me why. I cannot guess what I have done to
grieve you, But if I have so much, then let it die.
What makes a love like ours blow away Like a piece of paper
in a gusty wind? What makes it so impossible to stay?
What words or gestures might I now rescind?
Just as your love was once a mystery, So now your bitterness
I cannot grasp: As if I touched your temples tenderly
And felt the twisted sinews of an asp.
Alone I face the cold, cold things you do; I need your love to help me
deal with you....

High Doze Of Sentiments

The more I am away from you,
The more I want you here.
The more I do without your love,
The more I want you near.
I know that it makes little sense
To want what's not around,
But there's just one true love for me
And that's the one I've found.

We've gone through all the weather maps,
The sunshine and the rain,
But I would take a sea of storms
To be with you again.

:(..... im on a high doze of sentiments these days...